Marianas Trench "All to Myself"

pardon the attempt.

Canada

A post in retrospect (part 1)

Rewind to 2006, July.

Well, the shock was incomprehensible to me that time.

i had no prior knowledge to the idea of migrating.

my mommy did not tell me anything,

She did not even tell me that she had applied for a freaking transfer at any given time.

And i still remember that it happened right after returning from that school camp.

So so, imagine the mood change from a tired sense of happiness to an angry sense of mind numbing kinda feeling.

Naturally, i was mad to the point of hitting the floors and walls.

But, it was not my call to make.

Reality is cruel.

stripped down to its bare essentials.

i really miss air conditioners.

ah...home sweet home

it will always be how i remember it

until i see it again.

which is.....when again ??

Coldplay does not smoke

Coldplay are not drug addicts

Coldplay are not alchoholics

Coldplay does not have elaborate tattoos

hahaha and yet they still managed to produce awesome songs

Snow Patrol and Howling Bells opened for their concert.

I just have to say Howling Bells are weird weird weird.

Disturbing song names...

Before Coldplay even came out to play, we were called out by security as it was freaking illegal to record any proceedings of the event.

WTF ?! its not like i'm going to sell it for profit ! its purely for enjoyment.

assholes.

He even wrote the information on my license, why u wanna report it ah !

Its so big.

Snow P is up !

from Ireland, really ?

confetti rain!

he's rather funny.

The drummer had an electric drum there..guh, he's good as they can be.

Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah they were all yellow

~Viva La Viva~

Snow Patrol opened for Coldplay !

did not know that they sang that famous "chasing cars" song..

tsk.

Coldplay was awesome !

Chris Martin, fucking talented.

They are so talented !

Guitars, drums, piano, all interchangeable.

AH i have no hangover whatsoever !

but it felt so good yesterday.

i should get drunk more often,

sorry, my liver.....

COLDPLAY is tonight !!

hahaha so high.....

Never Again.

Never again will we walk through the hallways together,

Never again will we input combinations of numbers into our locks, (15-57-30) !

Never again will we sit through class together, complaining about each other.

Never again will we have to cramp our minds for tests at the last minute, its always you anyway.

But,

i honestly wish that in the future, we would not drift apart, because life is interesting with you !

i cannot believe that vancouver is one of the most livable cities in the world...

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s twenty, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.

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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

HAHAHAHaa...

writing an essay outdoors is refreshing...